SCENE 7: Roger Faltry, alone, a Housecoat in a big house, drinking coffee … He sings

I Like This Housecoat

You know I like this housecoat,
She gave me it last year,
You know I like this housecoat,
But I wish she was here,
But I wish she was here.

You know I love this kitchen,
I eat here very well,
You know I love this kitchen,
But it can’t take her place,
But it can’t take her place.

I wish that I was dancing,
Or riding on a cloud.
I wish that I was dancing,
But I wish she was near,
But I wish she was here.

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You know I like this housecoat,
She gave me it last year,
It’s warm, I like this housecoat,
But I feel cold in here,
But I feel old in here.